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Reasons to Serve Beer at Work
- Provides an incentive to show up.
- Reduces stress.
- Leads to more honest communications.
- Reduces complaints about low pay.
- Cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
- Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
- Helps save on heating costs in the winter.
- Encourages carpooling.
- Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
- Eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
- Makes fellow employees look better.
- Makes the cafeteria food taste better.
- Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
- Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
- Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
- Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
- Makes everyone more open with their ideas.
- Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a couple of drinks.
- Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
- Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
- Promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
- The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
- Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
- Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross"
- Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.