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wanna bet?
Ned, Pete and Brian were working on a high rise building when suddenly Ned fell off and was killed.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Brian says, "Someone should go an tell Ned's wife."
Pete says, "OK, I'm good with these kinds of things. I'll be the bearer of bad news."
2 hours later, Pete comes back carrying a six pack. Brian says, "Where did you get the beer, Pete?"
"Ned's wife gave it to me."
"That's unbelievable. You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Pete says, "Well, not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'"
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "Wanna bet me a sixpack?"