Fun Stuff
Beer Sounds
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| GoingOn.wav | 
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Woody: "What's going on, Mr Peterson?" Norm: "Let's talk about what's going in Mr Peterson." 42Kb |
| KeyMade.wav |
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Norm: "See ya in the morning, I guess, hunh?" Sam: "Yeah, I may be a little late." Norm: "Ah, that's okay. I had a key made." 74Kb |
| Nipples.wav |
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Sam: "What's up, Norm?" Norm: "My nipples. It's freezing out there." 47Kb |
| Truth.wav |
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Norm: "You can't go sneaking out nights on somebody you
love - Woody, you have to believe that truth and... Carla interrupts: "Norm, it's Vera" Norm: "I'm not here. ...honesty are the cornerstones..." 96Kb |
| Frost.wav |
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Woody: "Jack Frost nipping at your nose?" Norm: "Yup. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver." 49Kb |
| 11ftTall.wav |
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Norm: "Morning, everyone!" All: "Norm!" Sam: "What're you up to, Norm?" Norm: "My ideal weight - if I were eleven feet tall." 58Kb |
| BeatsMe.wav |
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Norm: "Afternoon, everyone." All: "Norm!" Sam: "How's life treating you there, Norm?" Norm: "Beats me. Then it kicks me 'n' leaves me for dead ..." 78Kb |
| BeerNorm.wav |
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Norm: "You wanna know what I love?" Sam: "Beer, Norm?" Norm: "Yeah, I'll have a quick one." 49Kb |
| MilkBone.wav |
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Sam: "Hey, what's happening, Norm?" Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world, Sammie, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear." 55Kb |
| RanOrDog.wav |
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Coach: "How's life treatin' you, Norm?" Norm: "Like I just ran over its dog." 32Kb |
| Thirsty.wav |
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Coach: "What's the story, Norm?" Norm: "Thirsty guy walks into a bar... You finish it." 34Kb |
| GetOffEZ.wav |
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Norm: "So-ah ... what kind of punishment are you getting?" Frasier: "I'm not getting any." Norm: "Oh, you got off easy." Frasier: "No, I'm not getting any." Norm: "No, you're getting off easy." 119Kb |
| Loretta.wav |
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Diane: "This is the part I don't get." Carla: "There's something about him. I mean, he knows women. Like a jeweller knows jewels. Like a meat cutter knows meat." Loretta(?): "Like a marine biologist knows marines." 187Kb |
| SkyColor.wav |
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Frasier: "Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is
the sky in your world?" 55Kb |
| DrDaniels.wav |
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Frasier: "Calling Dr. Daniels, Dr Jack Daniels." 25Kb |
| NormWomen.wav |
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Norm: "Women. Ya can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." 41Kb |
| VeraKids.wav |
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Norm on why he has no children 112Kb |
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| ALotOfBeer.wav |
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Homer: "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out aaallllll
night!" 76Kb |
| BeenDrinking.wav |
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Marge: "You been drinking?" Homer: "No. Well, ten beers" Marge: "Hmmmm." 89Kb |
| BarneyKeg.wav |
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Barney: "Hi Homer, thanks for inviting me to your barbecue!" Homer: "Oh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!" Barney: "Yeah. Where can I fill it up?" 85Kb |
| BeerSupply.wav |
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Barney: "I'm worried about the beer supply. After this
case and the other case, there's only once case left ..." (general agreement
from Barney) 140Kb |
| BestTasting.wav |
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Barney: "Well this better be the best tasting beer in
the world!" - slurp - "You got lucky." 139Kb |
| DuffBrands.wav |
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Announcer: "And here we have Duff, Duff Light, and our
newest flavor, Duff Dry." 109Kb |
| HighSociety.wav |
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Barney: "High <belch> society" 18Kb |
| KillBrain.wav |
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Homer: "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't
like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with
beer." 84Kb |
| MmmBeer.wav |
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Homer: "Mmmm, beer." 27Kb |
| BoozeHoundSong.wav |
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The Boozehound Song - Barney 525Kb |
| SweetBeer.wav |
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Homer: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop
of sweet beer." 46Kb |
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| StrBrew.wav |
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Opening sound ("curoo cucu curoo cucu") 21Kb |
| 2ManyBeers.wav |
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Doug: "He's gonna puke - he's had too many beers." 41Kb |
| BadBeer.wav |
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Doug: "Uh, we was wondering, eh, like, uh, just exactly
what is wrong with the beer, eh?" 59Kb |
| FreeBeer.wav |
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Doug: "Like, uh, give us our free beer!" 20Kb |
| Movie3B.wav |
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Bob: "This movie was shot in 3B. Three beers and it looks
good, eh?" 42Kb |
| Taste.wav |
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Bob: "People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother
can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like." 66Kb |
| PukeBreath.wav |
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Bob: "Geez, you're real nice. If I didn't have puke breath,
I'd kiss you." 42Kb |
| Drive.wav |
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Doug: "You're too loaded to drive Bob: "Take off, I'm not. Just gettin' warmed up for the party, eh?" Doug: "You can't drink and drive at the same time, hoser." 71Kb |
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| BringBack.wav |
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Stella - "Bring back my Stella to me" song 368Kb |
| BearWhizz.wav |
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Bear Whizz Beer - "...son, it's in the water. That's why
it's yellow." (well worth the listen!) 278Kb |
| Beersplat.wav |
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Parody of the Bud frogs - "...Roadkill on the information
highway" 90Kb |
| BudIce.wav |
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Bud Ice commercial - "Do be do be doo" 339Kb |
| Budweiser.wav |
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Old timey Budweiser commercial - "When you say bud" song 410Kb |
| Colt45.wav |
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Colt 45 bullfight ad 389Kb |
| Miller.wav |
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Miller High Life - "If you've got the time" song 397Kb |
| Quarks.wav |
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Quark's jingle (from Star Trek: Deep Space 9) 127Kb |
| Rhinegold.wav |
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Rhinegold ad - "My beer is Rhinegold the dry beer" 451Kb |
| Schaefer.wav |
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"Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more
than one." 461Kb |
| Schlitz.wav |
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"When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer." 355Kb |
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| Beer.wav and Beer.rm |
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From 1991's Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Michael
McShane in the role of Friar Tuck expounds upon God's intended use for
grain. 184Kb(wav) |
| Heineken_PBR.wav |
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Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper): "Heineken!? Fuck that shit.
Pabst Blue Ribbon!" 123Kb |
| Glassbeer.wav |
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Jack Nicholson: "God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd
give my goddamn soul for just a glass of beer." 123Kb |
| Loaded.wav |
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From News Radio - "Hey, anybody wanna go get loaded?" 16Kb |
| YesNoBeer.wav |
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"Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no. Now do you want a beer or
do you not want a goddamned beer?" size |
| 6PackSex.wav |
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From "Married with Children" - "So I guess we're about
a six-pack short of sex, hunh?" 31Kb |
| HaveABeer.wav |
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"There's only one solution, ya gotta have a beer." 57Kb |
| BeerMilkShakes.wav |
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Red Dwarf: "Ding-dong - another great idea from the people
that brought you beer milkshakes." 38Kb |
| BeerOde.wav |
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An Ode to beer 101Kb |
| BeerPour.wav |
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Beer Pour - be prepared to make a pit stop after you listen
to this one. :-) 119Kb |
| Belch.wav |
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Of course there has to be a belch in here somewhere. 32Kb |
| BestBeer.wav |
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"This is the best beer I've ever had" 186Kb |
| Booze.wav |
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Booze Council public service message 60Kb |
| Bottle.wav |
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me ..." 110Kb |
| BoozeHounds.wav |
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"The booze hounds return." 21Kb |
| DrinkHeavily.wav |
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"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." 46Kb |
| DroveDrink.wav |
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W.C. Fields: "She drove me to drink. It's the one thing
I'm indebted to her for." 45Kb |
| SitDrunk.wav |
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"Is it all right if I just go and sit in this corner and
get drunk ... ?" 88Kb |
| FDSLife.wav |
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, sir." 27Kb |
| HappyHour.wav |
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Quark: "From now on, every hour is happy hour." (Star
Trek: DS9) 60Kb |
| LastBeer.wav |
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Moe: "Who had that last beer?" (3 Stooges) 14Kb |
| LikeDrunk.wav |
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"It's unpleasantly like being drunk." (Hitchhiker's Guide
to the Galaxy) 22Kb |
| WhatDrunk.wav |
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"So, what's so unpleasant about being drunk?" (Hh's G
to the G) 20Kb |
| MeatBeer.wav |
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Joey: "I could be a vegetarian. There's no meat in beer,
right?" (Friends) 91Kb |
| NeedDrink.wav |
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"I'm guessing I'll need a drink." 47Kb |
| Sober.wav |
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"I'm very sober, and very, very bored!" 59Kb |
| TryIt.wav |
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Pokey prefers a smoke 47Kb |
| WhoseAss.wav |
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"Now ... Whose ass I gotta kick to get myself a beer?" 36Kb |
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