Beer Humor
The Consequences of Sloppy Thinking
Two beer lovers were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of them stumbled across an old lamp, and secretly hoping that a genie would appear, rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of both castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the beer lover blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the castaways considered their circumstances.
One looked disgustedly at the other, whose wish had been granted and said, "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."