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Brewery Presidents
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The hombre from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The fellow from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets that.
The bloke from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he orders.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" he replies: "Well, if you guys aren't gonna drink beer, I won't either."