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The Patch
Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police cruiser.
When he pulls over. The other two guys get real nervous, "What do we do with our beers? We're in trouble!"
"We'll be okay," the driver says, "just pull the label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do the talking."
So they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads.
The police officer leans down, looks in the driver's window, and says, "You boys were swerving down the road. Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no officer," the driver says, pointing to his forehead, "we're on the patch, trying to quit."