Beer Song
Lager Beer Song
I'll sing you a song that you all likes to hear,
It's about a drink that sobers you and feels so good right here!
It's good for the stomach, it's good for the head,
It's good to make a dinner with switzer-case and bread.
Chorus:
It's good Lager Beer,
It's nice Lager Beer,
There's nothing in the world
Like good Lager Beer.
It's good for the husband, it's good for the frow,
It's good for her temper when she wants to kick up a row;
It's good for the baby when he feels a little bit queer,
It's good for the belly-grubs, it's good lager beer.
Chorus:
It's good for the politician when he wants to ketch a vote,
For it keeps the lies from sticking in his throat.
It's good for the congressman, when he goes to fight a duel,
For they could not tell each other from a jackass or a mule.
Chorus:
It's good for the fellows when they want to have a spark,
For it tickles up their courage, til they comes up to the mark.
It's good for the gals, when they wants to ketch the fellows,
For it makes them just as cunning, as the mice down in the cellar.
Chorus:
It's good for the preachers, when they preach of the church roof,
For they baptize you with lager 'til they make you devil-proof.
It ain't good for doctors, for it don't make folks sick,
And it makes them send their jalaps, to the beer-vaults of Old Nick.
Chorus:
It's good for matrimony, it makes the frow feel blest,
It brings the milk of woman kindness right into her breast.
I have a wife at home, and a little baby dear,
And they would not have been born, had it not been for Lager Beer.
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