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Beer Troubleshooting Guide

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Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
Mouth contains cigarette butts.
Beer tasteless, front of shirt is wet.
Feet cold and wet.
Feet warm and wet.
Floor blurred.
Floor moving.
Room seems unusually dark.
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
Everyone looks up at you and smiles.
Beer is crystal-clear.
Don't recognize anyone. Don't recognize the room.
Singing sounds distorted.
Don't remember words to song.