Beer Joke
Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs go out to dinner one night. The waiter comes to take their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," says the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," says the second little piggie.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," says the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," says the first piggie.
"I would like the salad plate," says the second piggie.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," says the third little piggie.
The meals are brought out and a while later the waiter approaches the table and asks if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," says the first piggie.
"I want a root beer float," says the second piggie.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," says the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," says the waiter to the third little piggie, "but why have you ordered only beer all evening?"
The third piggie says, "Well, somebody has to go 'wee, wee, wee,' all the way home!"